In recent News:
Bob the Knob had something really strange happen to him... Believe me you
don't wanna know!!
Don John was taken away... for a short period of time and put through
hell... it was cool... would you like to know more??
In old News:
A new BIG GAY ESKIMO had to be hired... do you want to know more??
Due to way to much , umm, you know joe's cat had to be replaced... want to
know more??
The Ring Masters had to find a replacement for Bob the Knob... want to
know more??
Who are the Ring Masters?? Well find out!
To find the rest of the story go to #dead_reality on any chatnet server on
IRC. Ask for aZel_Z or SilentBob.
The thought of the Day:
Ducks don't have any thumbs. --Bob the Knob
Circus Locations and Times:
Ummm read the disclaimer... we'll be right here all summer
Prepare for Leetness... Go to our links page...
Events in our Six* Ring Circus:
*(DISCAIMER: the number six (6) is a temporary number,
and is subject to change at any moment (esp. when you have
your back turned). In the event of such a change, The Tinkling
Bros., A Big Gay Eskimo Circus, John and Bob, Twister and his
cat, Bob the Knob, Don john and his car, an elephant, and
A Big Gay Eskimo cannot be held liable in any way.)
Second Ring - Bob the Knob trying to install himself in a door
Third Ring - Twister and his Cat
Fourth Ring - Don John tries to squeeze into one of those little clown cars and races an elephant around the ring
Fifth Ring - Poetra vs. Dreamgirl (Self-Proclaimed Fight of the Century)
Sixth Ring - Matt plays with his inflatable dolls
Main Ring - A Big Gay Eskimo
The Ring Masters(aZel_Z and SilentBob), the BIG GAY ESKIMO, joe and
his cat, Don John, his car or the Elephant can not be held liable for the
expansion of the six ring circus. Neither can they be held responsible for
destruction of any property foreign or domestic, physical or mental damage
falls under this clause. Oh and we are a false sense of circus and have no
real creatures or any body cept ourselves